So we are at the gas station the other day and I look around, checking out my surroundings (I tend to do that) when I look up and notice the palm tree in the corner of the parking lot. Now mind you, this is no small, itty bitty palm tree. No, it is a TALL, LONG, LANKY palm tree. You know, the ones that they have to use crane like thingies to raise the trimmers up to it. Well, not for this tree. It was bent in half. Not broken, not cracked, not anything, just kind of slouched over bent in half. (My guess is trimming will be easy for this one.) It reminded me very much of a limp... (insert joke here)
Now, I think that the tree is an anomaly, not something I think I will see again. WRONG! Yesterday, coming home from a LONG ASS WEEKEND, I see another one down the street from the first. I thought it might be a mirage or something, but when I left for work this morning, I looked again. Sure enough... A limp...
Do they make Viagra for palm trees?
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I'll admit - see the two trees was very, very funny. Not something you necessarily expect to see!
Due to the storms we have been having with the high winds and all a lot of the palm trees have been cracking inside, causing them to bend over like a flaccid...
Anyways, we did a story on it.
It is the heat.. I'm melting...
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